I want a friendship like this one.
Michael Caine at the airport, c. 1960s.
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“That’s what she said.”
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packing has got to be the least enjoyable action ever.
seriously. like the loosest butthole.
regarding tornado warnings in dallasJustice Families
- older sister: omg. do you guys have a plan?
- younger sister: run around the house flailing my arms.
- me: sit back, drink the last beer, and watch the world burn.
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