February 2012
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why gossip girl is terribly unrealistic
blair, it is your bachelorette party and you’ve had 10+ shots and lord knows how many drinks. so, i call ‘bullshit’ on your perfect hair and makeup. your hair should be tow up an makeup smeared.
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Blair and Serena were the type of friends who could go for weeks and even, one...
– I Will Always Love You: a Gossip Girl novel by Cecily von Ziegsar
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conversations: drunk
a: you were soooooooo nice last night. it was weird.
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conversations: sobriety
r: yeah, i drink my coffee black.
e: sooo... you like it black?
r: FU-
a: yep, she's sober.
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How to be classy in three easy steps:
Open this tab.
Open this tab.
Open this tab.
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conversations: girls are stupid
stupid girl: how do you know if the dvd is working?
me: the dvd player is on. you need to change the input.
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misc: weird
isn’t it?
they don’t pay attention?
how shallow they are?
no matter what you do.
how nice you are.
how you make excuses.
fuck ‘em.
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misc: pint night
weird
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January 2012
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misc: jackie & hyde
ughhh why couldn’t jackie and hyde be together foreverrrrrr?
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I FOUND ICE CUBES 'GOOD DAY'
murkavenue:
CLUE 1:
“went to short dogs house,
they was watching Yo MTV
RAPS”
Yo MTV RAPS first aired:
Aug 6th 1988
CLUE 2:
Ice Cubes single “today was a good day” released on:
Feb 23 1993
CLUE 3:
”The Lakers beat the Super
Sonics”
Dates between Yo MTV Raps air date AUGUST 6 1988 and the release of the single FEBRUARY...
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i could really go for some spaghetti-o’s.
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conversations: dogs > cats
roommate obsessed w/ cats: how do you train a cat to be cuddly?
roommate's friend: you sleep with it every night.
me: you don't have to train a dog to be cuddly.
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someone called me 'Robin Sparkles' today
i’ve never felt so special.
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pinterest makes non-fashion people think they know fashion. hahahahaaaaa
i just watched a full episode of keeping up with the kardashians.
…what the hell?
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michael fassbender is on PBS right now. you should all tune in now.
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lana del ray? more like
gayseal:
lana
del
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…jonah hill and some up and comer, brad pitt.
– George Clooney
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the hunger games series AKA the series that made...
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Testicles.
Teejay: ... Intestigate? It sounds like testicles.
Me: LOL INSTIGATE?
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