September 2010
35 posts
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“They asked me if I wanted barbecue sauce thinking I was going to get like a...”
– My friend, Matt, talking about the turkey legs at the State Fair of Texas
Sep 30th
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Sep 29th
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Sep 27th
Sep 26th
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Sep 25th
450 notes
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walmart.weirdness.
Guy: Babe, what are we gonna do tonight?
Girl: ...i guess we're just going to have to open a can of beans and have Nacho sex.
o.O?!
Sep 25th
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who drinks coffee at 11:30 pm for no reason?
this girl.
Sep 25th
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this is sad....
dailypotter: I’m going to a party tonight, but you know what I realized?: ALL MY FRIENDS HAVE A BOYFRIEND!
Sep 25th
Sep 23rd
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Sep 21st
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do yourself a favor
and go listen to maroon 5’s new album “hands all over.”
Sep 21st
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Sep 21st
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Sep 20th
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Sep 20th
Sep 20th
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Sep 19th
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love letters: Missing Trains... →
threadlesswoman: In this life, when you have a crazy Maker who doesn’t let you in on any of His plans until the day He executes them, I have learned that nothing is by accident (NBA). Yesterday, things just didn’t seem to be going as planned: I went to Adoration earlier than usual, but arrived later to class…. In my most humble approach to ask him what made him homeless, he answered,...
Sep 17th
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Sep 17th
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Sep 14th
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Sep 13th
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Sep 12th
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Sep 11th
seeing all these promos for Deathly Hallows makes...
Sep 10th
...attack.
christenjoymadeyousmile: I walk in the girls locker room…with a 2 FULL pop tarts in hand…. Zandria +more black girls: POP TART!!! AHHHTAAAAAAAACK! … :| saadface. they scared me. and some actually did take some. hahaha oh well :) it was funny. you’re lucky it wasn’t fried chicken and a bottle of kool-aid.
Sep 9th
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Sep 7th
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Sep 7th
is it just me, or do hot cheetos taste like...
i’m not the only one right?
Sep 7th
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Ooh look at what I found, a Joseph Gordon-Levitt...
ashleefo-fashlee: I met Joseph a couple of years ago, I went to one of his brother’s shows and he was there. My friend is friend’s with his brother, Dan, and she insisted that I went with her because even though she liked his shows - he spins fire - she hated the people that used to go to them. I immediately understood why as soon as we got there. Sooooo many hipsters, and pretentious wannabes...
Sep 4th
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Sep 3rd
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obese city
i just inhaled a swiss avocado burger and fries.
Sep 3rd
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back to stellar city.
bumpin some lauryn hill. decent weather in dallas. FINALLY. home saturday to be fat with my sistafran. relaxxxx.
Sep 3rd
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“She needs to lock up her milkshake. Too many boys in the yard could cause a...”
– My older sister, Kelly, on my younger sister’s (christenjoysmiles) “love life.”
Sep 2nd
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Sep 2nd
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WHO
is the DOUCHEBAG WHO SET THE FIREALARM OFF in our lovely dorms at 7:00AM?! ‘cause i’m looking for a new “BEST FRIEND.” i will fucking find you. okay class in an hour.
Sep 2nd