the stellar city: Archive

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Dec 1st

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Nov 30th

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Nov 29th

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Nov 29th

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Dad: I didn't like Edward Norton as the Hulk. 
Me: Okay. 
Dad: Please put that knife down.

Nov 29th

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rubentomas asked: DEAR RUBEN

Nov 29th

Anonymous asked: Dear person I like...

Nov 29th

Anonymous asked: Dear person I had a crush on.

Nov 29th

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you know you've been in school too long when...

Nov 29th

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your-protagonist: I will write about the following, anonymously leave one in my ask box Dear person I hate, Dear person I like, Dear ex bestfriend, Dear bestfriend, Dear mom, Dear dad, Dear Santa, Dear future me, Dear person I’m jealous of Dear person I had a crush on. Why *does* this have to be anon? I mean, I don’t care if you are un-anon’d. :3 dear followers that never...

Nov 29th

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Last name hungry, first name always.

Nov 28th

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Nov 28th

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conversations: dad & bizarre foods

 While watching Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern...
Dad: That guy looks gay.
Robynn: No, Dad. He's just Italian.

Nov 27th

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Nov 27th

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Nov 27th

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Nov 27th

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Nov 26th

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Nov 25th

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i feel like dying

Nov 25th

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When normal people flirt: You're cute! ;)

When I flirt: So, do you like bread sticks?

Nov 24th

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Nov 24th

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Nov 23rd

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Nov 22nd

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conversations: why we don't have boyfriends

r: i figured out why we don't have boyfriends, now.
c: ...why don't we have boyfriends meow?
r: you have weird dreams based on an 80's movie featuring a basketball player. and i have an unhealthy obsession with a jewish singer.
c: ...oh.
r: also, you just used 'meow' instead of 'now.'

Nov 21st

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Nov 20th

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don't you hate it when

you look good, but nowhere to go?

Nov 20th

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conversations: older sister & bars

r: i like being 21. i got hit on. it did great for my sub-par self-esteem.
k: you got hit on even before you were 21.
r: i know. but i was in a bar.

Nov 19th

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sheldon's hair looks really good this season.

Nov 18th

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Watch

this man doesn’t have to do anything to look sexy. he can wear a garbage bag and still wouldn’t have to ask.

Nov 18th

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Nov 18th

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misc: Siri

i think siri is a bitch. these are the voices i’d rather hear instead of siri on my iphone 4s: Jude Law David Tennant Alan Rickman Chris O’Dowd Jeff Bridges Liam Neeson Abed Nadir Captain Jack Sparrow Ron Swanson Jason Isaacs Adam Levine’s singing voice James Spader Christian Bale’s Batman voice Darth Vader/Mufasa Noel Fielding Barney Stinson Mortal Kombat...

Nov 17th

Anonymous asked: Not only do I love your blog ( heh found it ) but I also am secretly infatuated with you. K. here we go I got this idea from a spam msg I received on Facebook lol.. I know you like me but were always way too shy to say so :3 go hit up crushmasher(dót)com (uhh it wont let me do a regular link) then make an acct there. Search for the profile 'justmeandu33' ( obv me ) I posted body...

Nov 17th

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misc: lion king

when/if i have a kid, i’m going to make sure my priest will take a “rafiki presenting simba” picture after it gets baptized.

Nov 16th