June 2011
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May 2011
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How Vulnerable Are Superheroes’ Crotches? A... →
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crap
i have a habit of writing my papers waaaayyy before the due date then turning them in a tad late.
WHAT THE HELL, ROBYNN? GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER!
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the hangover part ii
yes- i agree it was not as funny as the first one, but if you don’t understand that todd phillips made the hangover part ii take the same outline as the first one ON PURPOSE, then you’re an idiot.
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conversations: mom
[i start freaking out because the toilet is starting to overflow and the bathroom floods with water. i'm also running around the hallway in circles.]
R: MOM THE TOILET IS OVERFLOWING. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
M: *looks at the toilet. What did you poop? Metal!?
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conversations: my stefonologue
Seth: So, Stefon, if someone is coming to the city and wants to have the full New York experience, where should they go?
Stefon: If you're looking for a wholesome vacation, look no further. New York's hottest club is KAMOOGADOOSHMUPPLE.
4.5-year old feathery Thai club promoter Shakespeare is back with a club that answers the question, CLAAAANGG?????!?!?
This club has everything: plumbers, melted cupcake, Lindsay Lohans, naked clown statue made out of bleu cheese, chicken thrones...
Seth: 'chicken thrones'? What are those?
Stefon: Oh you know, it's that thing where albinos have fire hydrants and they pee on gutters and they puke with their little fluffy ear lobes...
Seth: Yeah, that's definitely not a thing.
Stefon: No, it is.
Seth: Okay, Stefon, we were looking for some fun activities that a mom, a dad, a grandma, grandpa and some kids could enjoy...
you, instead, took us on a tour of a coked-up gay candyland.
Stefon: Accurate. That's accurate.
Seth: But I know that you honestly want people to have a good time, so you know what? I think we'll have you back!
Stefon: Yay Stefon!
Play Pokemon games online
k-shizzle:
Pokemon Blue Version
Pokemon Red Version
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Pokemon Yellow Version
Pokemon Pinball
Pokemon Gold Version
Pokemon Silver Version
Pokemon Crystal Version
Dear mother of god
@seanseanpokemon and @rubentomas
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"He on fire, lemme get a touch of that hand."
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ONLINE
This American Literature class I’m taking online requires discussion posts. We read a passage, make a post answering a question, and reply to other posts. I half-assed mine today. Actually, I just assed it. I didn’t even read the passage. Sorry, Twain. So, I posted (and still managed to answer the question correctly). blah blah blah. And out of curiosity, 5 minutes ago, I decided to...
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tron suits & pirates
fun fact: i listen to music when i sleep.
fun fact #2: a movie or show that i have recently watched seems to inspire my dreams. (i watched buffy the vampire for days straight and every night, i would have a buffy the vampire inspired dream.)
fun fact #3: i watched tron: legacy today.
fun fact #4: i downloaded the soundtrack to tron: legacy shortly after.
fun fact #5: i saw that the pirates...
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Summer Goals
Since I have recently found out I will be in Dallas for a good chunk of the summer and not where I’d like to be (I’d like to keep this destination unknown), I am compiling a list of crap I’d like to see happen during the summer. Some of these goals are very cheesy. Some are a longshot. Aaaand some are very random. I’ll update this as I fulfill them, fail, or add more to the...
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Currently Listening
Listening to the Inception soundtrack while doing everyday things makes life feel more epic. So right now, I feel like my mission to finish cleaning is a life or death thing.
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lol lakers.
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lol lakers.
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CLEAN
my room hasn’t been this clean since i’ve moved into this house. that was like nine years ago. i think the cleanliness of one’s room reflects their mind or life. for example, when my room was messy and cluttered, so was my mind. i’m not even done cleaning, but i can’t help but feel accomplished and refreshed. and i haven’t even done my first final! hopefully,...
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CHIVALRY
as i was leaving the union with my morning coffee, two guys held the doors open for me, consecutively. i said thank you to both guys, and smiled. and i think the fact that i was so happy about that made them smile, too. i mean don’t get me wrong, i love being independent and doing things for myself, but i sincerely appreciate when guys hold doors open for me. ahhh, chivalry isn’t...
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in response to ABED/BRITTA rumors...
christenjoymadeyousmile:
NOOOOOOOOOOO!
MAVS.
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