the hpv shot i got yesterday is bad juju. gettin’ me all sick and shit.
tumbling from my bed. ugh i never get sick. crap on a spatula. now i shall continue my parks and rec rewatch.
I guess the change in my pocket wasn’t enough, I’m like ‘fuck you’.– Jay Gatsby to Daisy Buchanan (via historysaidwhat)
i really want to read the chronicles of narnia series, but i read somewhere that they all die (except susan) in the end. whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy does the last battle have to be based on the book of revelations!?
hey ashley hebert, from the bachelorette, HAVE YOU SEEN THAT MOVIE “HE’S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU?” for a dental student, you are pretty damn stupid. DOT DOT DOT
is it just me or do you guys eat a shit ton more...
misc: my sunday in a nutshell
church with the fam lunch at cibus with the fam shopping with the fam so simple, yet very gratifying.
elijah wood's eyes
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HBD, dirky dirk.
threadlesswoman replied to your post: misc: father’s day um can i frequently visit your house? dude i haven’t been there in fo-eva. miss you. sure! i miss you too! but my dad doesn’t make me japanese food because he lost his recipe book somewhere around the house in storage i think. haha, oh dad. our dad’s seem so alike - wiise & humble!
misc: father's day
i kind of wish i could cook so my dad wouldn’t have to today. but i have a feeling he loves doing this for our family which makes me love him more. happy father’s day to my pops. here’s a brief history of my dad: grew up in a poor family, which made him humble, then married a girl from a rich family (my mommy). didn’t finish all his schooling in the PI because he was...
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get ready for some mavs on yo’ dash. i just got back from the parade an hour ago.
i just finished accounting homework for tomorrow’s lesson (that i will be missing for the mavs parade) due tomorrow night. you have no idea how proud of myself i am. doing this homework, with absolutely no help and not even learning tomorrow’s lesson. HELL YES. *whew
hey- i'm still a girl.
the two guys i’m rooting for on The Bachelorette look like famous guys: JP looks like JGL Ben F. looks like Rafael Nadal
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ugh. my championship shirts are backordered because technically i bought them in “advance.” eff you, dick’s sporting goods, because i didn’t want to have the hassle of spelunking every sports store in the area to find them. well, at least i am guaranteed 5 shirts.
MAVS MAVS MAVS MAVS MAVS MAVS MAVS MAVS MAVS MAVS...
D-TOWN STAY D-OWN!
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conversations: christen, depression & heat
after watching x-men first class
c: not even ice cream can cure this.
r: the depression or the heat?
c: both. HE COULDN'T FEEL HIS LEGS.
christenjoysmiles: he couldnt feel his legs.
everytime i see a picture of fassy