June 2012
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American's lived together in harmony. Then...
b1tchesbecray:
pokekorrakitty:
102 mother fuckers…102!!!!
holla at dat triple digit weather, dallas.
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rubentomas asked: wait I'm wrong? Fuck, I knew I shoulda consulted you :(
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i just scheduled my oral surgery to where i can...
where are your priorities, robynn?
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note to guys
epicnguyen:
if you’re wearing basketball shorts, please refrain from swinging your hips around or thrusting the air. although you may not be aware of it, we can see your wang slinging around and i’d rather not see that. thank you. hahaha
my dad just won a beer drinking contest.
i’m so proud.
Right in the feels.
christenjoysmiles:
Legend of Korra.
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I KNEW AMON WAS ATTRACTIVE. I KNEW IT.
i dropped a really sharp pair of fabric scissors on my toe today and it started oozing blood.
on the bright side, i saw Disney Pixar’s “Brave.”
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Black Keys Rock Duo Sues Pizza Hut, Home Depot... →
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“Dear UNT community, Please be aware that the Texas Department of State Health...”
– check your e-mail!
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conversations: iron chef america countdown
r: [makes orgasm sound - twice - at the sight of chicken cordon bleu being made]
c: ...ew.
r: i've heard you make weirder sounds when you see Nick Jonas.
c: HE'S A REAL PERSON. THAT WAS FOOD.
GQ: That's all you asked for? Tax-exempt status?
Dan Auerbach: And to make prostitution legal. And peyote. We thought we'd add some ridiculous thing and they'd say no to those and yes to tax exemption, but it didn't work.
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Recess
quicksummary:
It’s recess, like, all the fucking time.
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one of the hardest decisions i will ever make is which fictional character i’m going to name my child after
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