conversations: my roommate's (creepy) cat
- R:
opens bedroom door
- roommate's cat:
creepily waiting in front of door
- R:
- roommate's cat:
- R:
- roommate's cat:
- R:
walks around cat
conversations: ovaries
- C:
i recorded mike's solo... he added slides to notes.
- C:
and i lost my ovaries.
- R:
i hope you find them.
- C:
i do too.
conversations: ghost protocol and sister
- R:
p.s. i downloaded mission impossible: ghost protocol.
- C:
ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS.
conversations: drunk
- a:
you were soooooooo nice last night. it was weird.
conversations: sobriety
- r:
yeah, i drink my coffee black.
- e:
sooo... you like it black?
- r:
FU-
- a:
yep, she's sober.
conversations: girls are stupid
- stupid girl:
how do you know if the dvd is working?
- me:
the dvd player is on. you need to change the input.
conversations: dogs > cats
- roommate obsessed w/ cats:
how do you train a cat to be cuddly?
- roommate's friend:
you sleep with it every night.
- me:
you don't have to train a dog to be cuddly.
conversations: mom & basketball
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while watching mavs game
- mom:
is glee on?
- me:
basketball is more important.
